March 2012
February 2012
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
Craig Mabbit is a bad musician, end of story.
I’ve garnered like five new followers and that is okay with me! I love you all. :3
ewrecktion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
5 tags
roses are red violets are blue ill fuck u with a rake
14 tags
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
I don’t need to post “xSTRAIGHT EDGEx” over my social networking accounts, body, or announce it in public because I don’t need to prove anything to myself, you, or anyone else, asswipe.
Anonymous asked: BOO YOU WHORE!
I was going to stretch my lobes.
starsinthegutter:
fuckyeahstretchedears:
sellyourselfshort:
the-hero-of-canton:
But, I prefer employment.
Tell this to all the people with stretched lobes who will probably make more money than you ever will.
“Tell this to all the people with stretched lobes who will probably make more money than you ever will.”
WHAT A FUNNY JOKE.
